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Hi I'm Caroline. I'm a 100% funny blog.
I used to be laugh-your-socks-off.
I like to sleep

bluetemplo:

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion